Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I did not cry at work several times last week. And since I wasn't crying, I obviously did not pretend to have a cold to cover up said crying. I certainly did not consider asking to go home under the ruse that I wasn't feeling very well.
I am not dismayed that I am not pregnant, even though we were officially not trying last month. I would never let my hopes up in response to mere temperatures. Not me! And, of course, I did not threaten my husband that if he did not get me pregnant this month, he would be in huge trouble. Because I love my husband, and threatening him wouldn't be very kind.
And I did not follow up last week's crying and crying harder theme with a fun, relaxing weekend. I did not enjoy going to Applebee's with my cousin, Amy, and her husband and daughter, or the enormous piece of fudge cake from Cheesecake Factory that followed. Not me!